Joke book
Today
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Yesterday
What has hands but can't clap?
Fri, Oct 23
What room has no doors?
Thu, Oct 22
Why are fish so smart?
Wed, Oct 21
What did zero say to eight?
Tue, Oct 20
Why did the math book look sad?
Mon, Oct 19
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Sun, Oct 18
What do elves learn at school?
Sat, Oct 17
Knock knock.
Fri, Oct 16
Why is the letter A like a flower?
Thu, Oct 15
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
Wed, Oct 14
Knock knock.
Tue, Oct 13
What letter is a drink?
Mon, Oct 12
What is a puppy's favourite kind of math?
Sun, Oct 11
Why did Peabody sit next to the clock?
Sat, Oct 10
What do dogs eat at the movies?
Fri, Oct 9
Knock knock.
Thu, Oct 8
Knock knock.
Wed, Oct 7
What building has the most stories?
Tue, Oct 6
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Mon, Oct 5
What has a spine but no bones?
Sun, Oct 4
Why do dogs love the library?
Sat, Oct 3
Knock knock.
Fri, Oct 2
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
Thu, Oct 1
Where do books sleep?