{
 "source": "https://peabody.kids/flashcards/fun-jokes-animals",
 "id": "fun-jokes-animals",
 "title": "Animal Jokes",
 "category": "trivia-fun",
 "subject": "Jokes",
 "levels": [
  "k-2",
  "3-5",
  "6-8"
 ],
 "description": "Clean, silly animal jokes. Read the setup, guess, then flip for the punchline.",
 "tags": [
  "jokes",
  "animals",
  "humor"
 ],
 "frontLabel": "Setup",
 "backLabel": "Punchline",
 "cards": [
  [
   "What do you call a bear with no teeth?",
   "A gummy bear"
  ],
  [
   "Why do fish live in salt water?",
   "Because pepper makes them sneeze"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a sleeping bull?",
   "A bulldozer"
  ],
  [
   "Why did the chicken cross the road?",
   "To get to the other side"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a fish with no eyes?",
   "A fsh"
  ],
  [
   "What do cows read in the morning?",
   "The moos-paper"
  ],
  [
   "Why are cats good at video games?",
   "They have nine lives"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a pig that does karate?",
   "A pork chop"
  ],
  [
   "What is a cat's favorite color?",
   "Purr-ple"
  ],
  [
   "Why was the cat sitting on the computer?",
   "To keep an eye on the mouse"
  ],
  [
   "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog?",
   "Frostbite"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?",
   "Try, try, try-ceratops"
  ],
  [
   "Why can't a leopard hide?",
   "Because it is always spotted"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a sheep with no legs?",
   "A cloud"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a dog magician?",
   "A labracadabrador"
  ],
  [
   "Why do bees have sticky hair?",
   "Because they use honeycombs"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a duck that gets all A's?",
   "A wise quacker"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call two birds in love?",
   "Tweethearts"
  ],
  [
   "Why did the owl invite his friends over?",
   "He didn't want to be owl by himself"
  ],
  [
   "How do you count cows?",
   "With a cowculator"
  ],
  [
   "What is a frog's favorite drink?",
   "Croak-a-cola"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?",
   "A dino-snore"
  ],
  [
   "Why do elephants never forget?",
   "Because nobody ever tells them anything"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a happy cowboy's horse?",
   "A hay-ppy horse"
  ],
  [
   "Why was the snake so good at math?",
   "He was an adder"
  ],
  [
   "What's black and white and bouncy?",
   "A penguin on a pogo stick"
  ],
  [
   "Why don't oysters share?",
   "Because they are shellfish"
  ],
  [
   "What is a rabbit's favorite dance?",
   "Hip-hop"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?",
   "A maybe"
  ],
  [
   "What's a horse's favorite game?",
   "Stable tennis"
  ],
  [
   "Where do sheep go to get haircuts?",
   "The baa-baa shop"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?",
   "A chicken"
  ],
  [
   "What sits on the bottom of the sea and shakes?",
   "A nervous wreck"
  ],
  [
   "What kind of dog loves bubble baths?",
   "A shampoodle"
  ],
  [
   "What do lions say before they eat?",
   "Let us prey"
  ],
  [
   "Why did the dog sit in the shade?",
   "He didn't want to be a hot dog"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a lazy kangaroo?",
   "A pouch potato"
  ],
  [
   "Why are frogs so happy?",
   "They eat whatever bugs them"
  ],
  [
   "Where do fish keep their money?",
   "In the river bank"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a cow with two legs?",
   "Lean beef"
  ],
  [
   "What did the spider do on the computer?",
   "Made a website"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?",
   "A stick"
  ],
  [
   "What do you get from a pampered cow?",
   "Spoiled milk"
  ],
  [
   "How does a penguin build its house?",
   "Igloos it together"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a pony with a cough?",
   "A little hoarse"
  ],
  [
   "Why do ducks have feathers?",
   "To cover their butt quacks"
  ],
  [
   "Why did the turtle cross the road?",
   "To get to the shell station"
  ],
  [
   "What kind of key opens a banana?",
   "A monkey"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a fly without wings?",
   "A walk"
  ],
  [
   "Why was the baby ant confused?",
   "All his uncles were ants"
  ],
  [
   "What is a cheetah's least favorite game?",
   "Hide and seek, they're always spotted"
  ],
  [
   "What did the buffalo say when his son left?",
   "Bison"
  ],
  [
   "How do you make a bee feel better?",
   "Give it a buzz"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?",
   "Sofishticated"
  ],
  [
   "Why did the squirrel go to the party?",
   "To get a few nuts to eat"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?",
   "An irrelephant"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call cows with a sense of humor?",
   "Laughing stock"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a cat that loves to bowl?",
   "An alley cat"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a bear in the rain?",
   "A drizzly bear"
  ],
  [
   "Why did the bird get in trouble in class?",
   "It was acting tweet"
  ]
 ]
}