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What do you call a bear with no teeth?	A gummy bear		fun-jokes-animals
Why do fish live in salt water?	Because pepper makes them sneeze		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call a sleeping bull?	A bulldozer		fun-jokes-animals
Why did the chicken cross the road?	To get to the other side		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call a fish with no eyes?	A fsh		fun-jokes-animals
What do cows read in the morning?	The moos-paper		fun-jokes-animals
Why are cats good at video games?	They have nine lives		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call a pig that does karate?	A pork chop		fun-jokes-animals
What is a cat's favorite color?	Purr-ple		fun-jokes-animals
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?	To keep an eye on the mouse		fun-jokes-animals
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog?	Frostbite		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?	Try, try, try-ceratops		fun-jokes-animals
Why can't a leopard hide?	Because it is always spotted		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call a sheep with no legs?	A cloud		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call a dog magician?	A labracadabrador		fun-jokes-animals
Why do bees have sticky hair?	Because they use honeycombs		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call a duck that gets all A's?	A wise quacker		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call two birds in love?	Tweethearts		fun-jokes-animals
Why did the owl invite his friends over?	He didn't want to be owl by himself		fun-jokes-animals
How do you count cows?	With a cowculator		fun-jokes-animals
What is a frog's favorite drink?	Croak-a-cola		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?	A dino-snore		fun-jokes-animals
Why do elephants never forget?	Because nobody ever tells them anything		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call a happy cowboy's horse?	A hay-ppy horse		fun-jokes-animals
Why was the snake so good at math?	He was an adder		fun-jokes-animals
What's black and white and bouncy?	A penguin on a pogo stick		fun-jokes-animals
Why don't oysters share?	Because they are shellfish		fun-jokes-animals
What is a rabbit's favorite dance?	Hip-hop		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?	A maybe		fun-jokes-animals
What's a horse's favorite game?	Stable tennis		fun-jokes-animals
Where do sheep go to get haircuts?	The baa-baa shop		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?	A chicken		fun-jokes-animals
What sits on the bottom of the sea and shakes?	A nervous wreck		fun-jokes-animals
What kind of dog loves bubble baths?	A shampoodle		fun-jokes-animals
What do lions say before they eat?	Let us prey		fun-jokes-animals
Why did the dog sit in the shade?	He didn't want to be a hot dog		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?	A pouch potato		fun-jokes-animals
Why are frogs so happy?	They eat whatever bugs them		fun-jokes-animals
Where do fish keep their money?	In the river bank		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call a cow with two legs?	Lean beef		fun-jokes-animals
What did the spider do on the computer?	Made a website		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?	A stick		fun-jokes-animals
What do you get from a pampered cow?	Spoiled milk		fun-jokes-animals
How does a penguin build its house?	Igloos it together		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call a pony with a cough?	A little hoarse		fun-jokes-animals
Why do ducks have feathers?	To cover their butt quacks		fun-jokes-animals
Why did the turtle cross the road?	To get to the shell station		fun-jokes-animals
What kind of key opens a banana?	A monkey		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call a fly without wings?	A walk		fun-jokes-animals
Why was the baby ant confused?	All his uncles were ants		fun-jokes-animals
What is a cheetah's least favorite game?	Hide and seek, they're always spotted		fun-jokes-animals
What did the buffalo say when his son left?	Bison		fun-jokes-animals
How do you make a bee feel better?	Give it a buzz		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?	Sofishticated		fun-jokes-animals
Why did the squirrel go to the party?	To get a few nuts to eat		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?	An irrelephant		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call cows with a sense of humor?	Laughing stock		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call a cat that loves to bowl?	An alley cat		fun-jokes-animals
What do you call a bear in the rain?	A drizzly bear		fun-jokes-animals
Why did the bird get in trouble in class?	It was acting tweet		fun-jokes-animals