What do you call a bear with no teeth?: A gummy bear
Why do fish live in salt water?: Because pepper makes them sneeze
What do you call a sleeping bull?: A bulldozer
Why did the chicken cross the road?: To get to the other side
What do you call a fish with no eyes?: A fsh
What do cows read in the morning?: The moos-paper
Why are cats good at video games?: They have nine lives
What do you call a pig that does karate?: A pork chop
What is a cat's favorite color?: Purr-ple
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?: To keep an eye on the mouse
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog?: Frostbite
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?: Try, try, try-ceratops
Why can't a leopard hide?: Because it is always spotted
What do you call a sheep with no legs?: A cloud
What do you call a dog magician?: A labracadabrador
Why do bees have sticky hair?: Because they use honeycombs
What do you call a duck that gets all A's?: A wise quacker
What do you call two birds in love?: Tweethearts
Why did the owl invite his friends over?: He didn't want to be owl by himself
How do you count cows?: With a cowculator
What is a frog's favorite drink?: Croak-a-cola
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?: A dino-snore
Why do elephants never forget?: Because nobody ever tells them anything
What do you call a happy cowboy's horse?: A hay-ppy horse
Why was the snake so good at math?: He was an adder
What's black and white and bouncy?: A penguin on a pogo stick
Why don't oysters share?: Because they are shellfish
What is a rabbit's favorite dance?: Hip-hop
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?: A maybe
What's a horse's favorite game?: Stable tennis
Where do sheep go to get haircuts?: The baa-baa shop
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?: A chicken
What sits on the bottom of the sea and shakes?: A nervous wreck
What kind of dog loves bubble baths?: A shampoodle
What do lions say before they eat?: Let us prey
Why did the dog sit in the shade?: He didn't want to be a hot dog
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?: A pouch potato
Why are frogs so happy?: They eat whatever bugs them
Where do fish keep their money?: In the river bank
What do you call a cow with two legs?: Lean beef
What did the spider do on the computer?: Made a website
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?: A stick
What do you get from a pampered cow?: Spoiled milk
How does a penguin build its house?: Igloos it together
What do you call a pony with a cough?: A little hoarse
Why do ducks have feathers?: To cover their butt quacks
Why did the turtle cross the road?: To get to the shell station
What kind of key opens a banana?: A monkey
What do you call a fly without wings?: A walk
Why was the baby ant confused?: All his uncles were ants
What is a cheetah's least favorite game?: Hide and seek, they're always spotted
What did the buffalo say when his son left?: Bison
How do you make a bee feel better?: Give it a buzz
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?: Sofishticated
Why did the squirrel go to the party?: To get a few nuts to eat
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?: An irrelephant
What do you call cows with a sense of humor?: Laughing stock
What do you call a cat that loves to bowl?: An alley cat
What do you call a bear in the rain?: A drizzly bear
Why did the bird get in trouble in class?: It was acting tweet

Free flashcards from Peabody at peabody.kids/flashcards/fun-jokes-animals