{
 "source": "https://peabody.kids/flashcards/fun-jokes-everyday",
 "id": "fun-jokes-everyday",
 "title": "Silly Jokes and Puns",
 "category": "trivia-fun",
 "subject": "Jokes",
 "levels": [
  "k-2",
  "3-5",
  "6-8"
 ],
 "description": "Clean jokes and puns about school, food and everyday life.",
 "tags": [
  "jokes",
  "puns",
  "humor"
 ],
 "frontLabel": "Setup",
 "backLabel": "Punchline",
 "cards": [
  [
   "Why did the student eat his homework?",
   "The teacher said it was a piece of cake"
  ],
  [
   "Why was the math book sad?",
   "It had too many problems"
  ],
  [
   "What did zero say to eight?",
   "Nice belt"
  ],
  [
   "Why is six afraid of seven?",
   "Because seven eight nine"
  ],
  [
   "What kind of tree fits in your hand?",
   "A palm tree"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call cheese that is not yours?",
   "Nacho cheese"
  ],
  [
   "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?",
   "It felt crummy"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a fake noodle?",
   "An impasta"
  ],
  [
   "Why did the tomato turn red?",
   "It saw the salad dressing"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a sleeping pizza?",
   "A pizzzzzzza"
  ],
  [
   "What did the plate say to the other plate?",
   "Dinner is on me"
  ],
  [
   "Why did the banana go to the doctor?",
   "It wasn't peeling well"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?",
   "A tooty fruity"
  ],
  [
   "What is a ghost's favorite fruit?",
   "Boo-berries"
  ],
  [
   "Why can't you trust stairs?",
   "They are always up to something"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a boat full of sleeping people?",
   "A snooze cruise"
  ],
  [
   "How do you make a lemon drop?",
   "Let it fall"
  ],
  [
   "Why did the scarecrow win an award?",
   "He was outstanding in his field"
  ],
  [
   "What did one wall say to the other?",
   "I'll meet you at the corner"
  ],
  [
   "Why was the broom late?",
   "It over-swept"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a snowman in July?",
   "A puddle"
  ],
  [
   "What kind of music do mummies listen to?",
   "Wrap music"
  ],
  [
   "Why did the clock get sent to school?",
   "It tocked too much"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?",
   "A chew-chew train"
  ],
  [
   "What has ears but cannot hear?",
   "A cornfield"
  ],
  [
   "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?",
   "In case he got a hole in one"
  ],
  [
   "Why did the bicycle fall over?",
   "It was two-tired"
  ],
  [
   "What did the ocean say to the shore?",
   "Nothing, it just waved"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a pencil with no point?",
   "Pointless"
  ],
  [
   "Why did the music teacher need a ladder?",
   "To reach the high notes"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a dancing bean?",
   "A jumping bean"
  ],
  [
   "What did the sock say to the shoe?",
   "I'll be right behind you"
  ],
  [
   "What is a vampire's favorite fruit?",
   "A blood orange"
  ],
  [
   "Why do bakers work so hard?",
   "They knead the dough"
  ],
  [
   "What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?",
   "Time to get a new fence"
  ],
  [
   "What did the left eye say to the right eye?",
   "Between us, something smells"
  ],
  [
   "Why did the girl bring a ladder to school?",
   "She wanted to go to high school"
  ],
  [
   "Why are teddy bears never hungry?",
   "They are always stuffed"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a robot that takes the long way?",
   "R2-Detour"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a computer that sings?",
   "A Dell"
  ],
  [
   "What is a computer's favorite snack?",
   "Microchips"
  ],
  [
   "Why was the computer cold?",
   "It left its Windows open"
  ],
  [
   "What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?",
   "Aye matey"
  ],
  [
   "Why did the astronaut break up with her girlfriend?",
   "She needed space"
  ],
  [
   "What do planets like to read?",
   "Comet books"
  ],
  [
   "How does the moon cut its hair?",
   "Eclipse it"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a three-legged donkey?",
   "A wonkey"
  ],
  [
   "Why did the pillow go to the doctor?",
   "It was feeling run down"
  ],
  [
   "What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?",
   "Sneakers"
  ],
  [
   "What is a sleepy rabbit's favorite game?",
   "Bed-ball"
  ],
  [
   "Why was the equal sign so humble?",
   "It knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone"
  ],
  [
   "What did the big flower say to the little flower?",
   "Hi, bud"
  ],
  [
   "Why did the spoon run away with the fork?",
   "They wanted to elope"
  ],
  [
   "Where do pencils go on vacation?",
   "Pencil-vania"
  ],
  [
   "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?",
   "Supplies"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call a nosy pepper?",
   "Jalapeno business"
  ],
  [
   "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
   "An investigator"
  ],
  [
   "What is the best day to go to the beach?",
   "Sunday"
  ],
  [
   "Why did the picture go to jail?",
   "It was framed"
  ]
 ]
}