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Why did the student eat his homework?	The teacher said it was a piece of cake		fun-jokes-everyday
Why was the math book sad?	It had too many problems		fun-jokes-everyday
What did zero say to eight?	Nice belt		fun-jokes-everyday
Why is six afraid of seven?	Because seven eight nine		fun-jokes-everyday
What kind of tree fits in your hand?	A palm tree		fun-jokes-everyday
What do you call cheese that is not yours?	Nacho cheese		fun-jokes-everyday
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?	It felt crummy		fun-jokes-everyday
What do you call a fake noodle?	An impasta		fun-jokes-everyday
Why did the tomato turn red?	It saw the salad dressing		fun-jokes-everyday
What do you call a sleeping pizza?	A pizzzzzzza		fun-jokes-everyday
What did the plate say to the other plate?	Dinner is on me		fun-jokes-everyday
Why did the banana go to the doctor?	It wasn't peeling well		fun-jokes-everyday
What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?	A tooty fruity		fun-jokes-everyday
What is a ghost's favorite fruit?	Boo-berries		fun-jokes-everyday
Why can't you trust stairs?	They are always up to something		fun-jokes-everyday
What do you call a boat full of sleeping people?	A snooze cruise		fun-jokes-everyday
How do you make a lemon drop?	Let it fall		fun-jokes-everyday
Why did the scarecrow win an award?	He was outstanding in his field		fun-jokes-everyday
What did one wall say to the other?	I'll meet you at the corner		fun-jokes-everyday
Why was the broom late?	It over-swept		fun-jokes-everyday
What do you call a snowman in July?	A puddle		fun-jokes-everyday
What kind of music do mummies listen to?	Wrap music		fun-jokes-everyday
Why did the clock get sent to school?	It tocked too much		fun-jokes-everyday
What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?	A chew-chew train		fun-jokes-everyday
What has ears but cannot hear?	A cornfield		fun-jokes-everyday
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?	In case he got a hole in one		fun-jokes-everyday
Why did the bicycle fall over?	It was two-tired		fun-jokes-everyday
What did the ocean say to the shore?	Nothing, it just waved		fun-jokes-everyday
What do you call a pencil with no point?	Pointless		fun-jokes-everyday
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?	To reach the high notes		fun-jokes-everyday
What do you call a dancing bean?	A jumping bean		fun-jokes-everyday
What did the sock say to the shoe?	I'll be right behind you		fun-jokes-everyday
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?	A blood orange		fun-jokes-everyday
Why do bakers work so hard?	They knead the dough		fun-jokes-everyday
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?	Time to get a new fence		fun-jokes-everyday
What did the left eye say to the right eye?	Between us, something smells		fun-jokes-everyday
Why did the girl bring a ladder to school?	She wanted to go to high school		fun-jokes-everyday
Why are teddy bears never hungry?	They are always stuffed		fun-jokes-everyday
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?	R2-Detour		fun-jokes-everyday
What do you call a computer that sings?	A Dell		fun-jokes-everyday
What is a computer's favorite snack?	Microchips		fun-jokes-everyday
Why was the computer cold?	It left its Windows open		fun-jokes-everyday
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?	Aye matey		fun-jokes-everyday
Why did the astronaut break up with her girlfriend?	She needed space		fun-jokes-everyday
What do planets like to read?	Comet books		fun-jokes-everyday
How does the moon cut its hair?	Eclipse it		fun-jokes-everyday
What do you call a three-legged donkey?	A wonkey		fun-jokes-everyday
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?	It was feeling run down		fun-jokes-everyday
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?	Sneakers		fun-jokes-everyday
What is a sleepy rabbit's favorite game?	Bed-ball		fun-jokes-everyday
Why was the equal sign so humble?	It knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone		fun-jokes-everyday
What did the big flower say to the little flower?	Hi, bud		fun-jokes-everyday
Why did the spoon run away with the fork?	They wanted to elope		fun-jokes-everyday
Where do pencils go on vacation?	Pencil-vania		fun-jokes-everyday
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?	Supplies		fun-jokes-everyday
What do you call a nosy pepper?	Jalapeno business		fun-jokes-everyday
What do you call an alligator in a vest?	An investigator		fun-jokes-everyday
What is the best day to go to the beach?	Sunday		fun-jokes-everyday
Why did the picture go to jail?	It was framed		fun-jokes-everyday