Why did the student eat his homework?: The teacher said it was a piece of cake
Why was the math book sad?: It had too many problems
What did zero say to eight?: Nice belt
Why is six afraid of seven?: Because seven eight nine
What kind of tree fits in your hand?: A palm tree
What do you call cheese that is not yours?: Nacho cheese
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?: It felt crummy
What do you call a fake noodle?: An impasta
Why did the tomato turn red?: It saw the salad dressing
What do you call a sleeping pizza?: A pizzzzzzza
What did the plate say to the other plate?: Dinner is on me
Why did the banana go to the doctor?: It wasn't peeling well
What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?: A tooty fruity
What is a ghost's favorite fruit?: Boo-berries
Why can't you trust stairs?: They are always up to something
What do you call a boat full of sleeping people?: A snooze cruise
How do you make a lemon drop?: Let it fall
Why did the scarecrow win an award?: He was outstanding in his field
What did one wall say to the other?: I'll meet you at the corner
Why was the broom late?: It over-swept
What do you call a snowman in July?: A puddle
What kind of music do mummies listen to?: Wrap music
Why did the clock get sent to school?: It tocked too much
What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?: A chew-chew train
What has ears but cannot hear?: A cornfield
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?: In case he got a hole in one
Why did the bicycle fall over?: It was two-tired
What did the ocean say to the shore?: Nothing, it just waved
What do you call a pencil with no point?: Pointless
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?: To reach the high notes
What do you call a dancing bean?: A jumping bean
What did the sock say to the shoe?: I'll be right behind you
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?: A blood orange
Why do bakers work so hard?: They knead the dough
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?: Time to get a new fence
What did the left eye say to the right eye?: Between us, something smells
Why did the girl bring a ladder to school?: She wanted to go to high school
Why are teddy bears never hungry?: They are always stuffed
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?: R2-Detour
What do you call a computer that sings?: A Dell
What is a computer's favorite snack?: Microchips
Why was the computer cold?: It left its Windows open
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?: Aye matey
Why did the astronaut break up with her girlfriend?: She needed space
What do planets like to read?: Comet books
How does the moon cut its hair?: Eclipse it
What do you call a three-legged donkey?: A wonkey
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?: It was feeling run down
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?: Sneakers
What is a sleepy rabbit's favorite game?: Bed-ball
Why was the equal sign so humble?: It knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone
What did the big flower say to the little flower?: Hi, bud
Why did the spoon run away with the fork?: They wanted to elope
Where do pencils go on vacation?: Pencil-vania
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?: Supplies
What do you call a nosy pepper?: Jalapeno business
What do you call an alligator in a vest?: An investigator
What is the best day to go to the beach?: Sunday
Why did the picture go to jail?: It was framed

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