Lettuce: Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Boo: Don't cry, it's only a joke!
Orange: Orange you glad to see me?
Interrupting cow: Interrupting cow wh- MOO!
Atch: Bless you!
Dishes: Dishes the police, open up!
Who: Who who? Is there an owl in here?
Howard: Howard you like to let me in?
Ice cream: Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Olive: Olive you!
Alpaca: Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car
Harry: Harry up and open the door!
Tank: You're welcome!
Cash: No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
Doughnut: Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
Needle: Needle little help getting in here
Wooden shoe: Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Mikey: Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Ben: Ben knocking for ten minutes!
Justin: Justin time for dinner!
Annie: Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
Yoda: Yoda one who knows how to open the door!
Isabel: Isabel broken? I had to knock!
Kenya: Kenya open the door?
Luke: Luke through the peephole and find out!
Hawaii: I'm fine, Hawaii you?
Nobel: Nobel, so I knocked!
Aida: Aida whole pizza, now I'm full!
Bacon: Bacon a cake for your birthday!
Beets: Beets me, I forgot my name!
Consumption: Consumption be done about this door?
Dozen: Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Figs: Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Guitar: Guitar you open the door!
Ida: Ida know, let me in and I'll tell you!
Jewel: Jewel know who it is when you open the door!
Kanga: No, kangaroo!
Lass: That's what cowboys say!
Mustache: I mustache you a question!
Noah: Noah good place to eat?
Offer: Offer got my keys!
Pasta: Pasta the salt, please!
Quacker: Quacker another joke!
Radio: Radio not, here I come!
Sherlock: Sherlock your door, so I can't get in!
Thermos: Thermos be a better way to get in!
Uriah: Uriah in the neighborhood and thought I'd stop by!
Vera: Vera nice to see you!
Walrus: Walrus be a good time to chat!
Xavier: Xavier breath, I'm coming in!
Yellow: Yellow! Is anybody home?
Zany: Zany body home?
Cargo: No, car go beep beep!
Rhino: Rhino every knock-knock joke there is!
Snow: Snow use, I forgot my name!
Stopwatch: Stopwatch you're doing and let me in!
Hoo: Is there an echo in here?
Ears: Ears another knock-knock joke for you!
Tarzan: Tarzan stripes forever!
Beehive: Beehive yourself!
Pizza: Pizza trouble if you don't open up!
Waiter: Waiter minute while I find my key!

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