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Knock-Knock Jokes
Clean knock-knock jokes. Front is who's there; back is the punchline.
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- LettuceWho's there?Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
- BooWho's there?Don't cry, it's only a joke!
- OrangeWho's there?Orange you glad to see me?
- Interrupting cowWho's there?Interrupting cow wh- MOO!
- AtchWho's there?Bless you!
- DishesWho's there?Dishes the police, open up!
- WhoWho's there?Who who? Is there an owl in here?
- HowardWho's there?Howard you like to let me in?
- Ice creamWho's there?Ice cream if you don't let me in!
- OliveWho's there?Olive you!
- AlpacaWho's there?Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car
- HarryWho's there?Harry up and open the door!
- TankWho's there?You're welcome!
- CashWho's there?No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
- DoughnutWho's there?Doughnut ask, it's a secret!
- NeedleWho's there?Needle little help getting in here
- Wooden shoeWho's there?Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
- MikeyWho's there?Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
- BenWho's there?Ben knocking for ten minutes!
- JustinWho's there?Justin time for dinner!
- AnnieWho's there?Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
- YodaWho's there?Yoda one who knows how to open the door!
- IsabelWho's there?Isabel broken? I had to knock!
- KenyaWho's there?Kenya open the door?
- LukeWho's there?Luke through the peephole and find out!
- HawaiiWho's there?I'm fine, Hawaii you?
- NobelWho's there?Nobel, so I knocked!
- AidaWho's there?Aida whole pizza, now I'm full!
- BaconWho's there?Bacon a cake for your birthday!
- BeetsWho's there?Beets me, I forgot my name!
- ConsumptionWho's there?Consumption be done about this door?
- DozenWho's there?Dozen anybody want to let me in?
- FigsWho's there?Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
- GuitarWho's there?Guitar you open the door!
- IdaWho's there?Ida know, let me in and I'll tell you!
- JewelWho's there?Jewel know who it is when you open the door!
- KangaWho's there?No, kangaroo!
- LassWho's there?That's what cowboys say!
- MustacheWho's there?I mustache you a question!
- NoahWho's there?Noah good place to eat?
- OfferWho's there?Offer got my keys!
- PastaWho's there?Pasta the salt, please!
- QuackerWho's there?Quacker another joke!
- RadioWho's there?Radio not, here I come!
- SherlockWho's there?Sherlock your door, so I can't get in!
- ThermosWho's there?Thermos be a better way to get in!
- UriahWho's there?Uriah in the neighborhood and thought I'd stop by!
- VeraWho's there?Vera nice to see you!
- WalrusWho's there?Walrus be a good time to chat!
- XavierWho's there?Xavier breath, I'm coming in!
- YellowWho's there?Yellow! Is anybody home?
- ZanyWho's there?Zany body home?
- CargoWho's there?No, car go beep beep!
- RhinoWho's there?Rhino every knock-knock joke there is!
- SnowWho's there?Snow use, I forgot my name!
- StopwatchWho's there?Stopwatch you're doing and let me in!
- HooWho's there?Is there an echo in here?
- EarsWho's there?Ears another knock-knock joke for you!
- TarzanWho's there?Tarzan stripes forever!
- BeehiveWho's there?Beehive yourself!
- PizzaWho's there?Pizza trouble if you don't open up!
- WaiterWho's there?Waiter minute while I find my key!
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