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Animal Jokes
Clean, silly animal jokes. Read the setup, guess, then flip for the punchline.
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- What do you call a bear with no teeth?SetupA gummy bear
- Why do fish live in salt water?SetupBecause pepper makes them sneeze
- What do you call a sleeping bull?SetupA bulldozer
- Why did the chicken cross the road?SetupTo get to the other side
- What do you call a fish with no eyes?SetupA fsh
- What do cows read in the morning?SetupThe moos-paper
- Why are cats good at video games?SetupThey have nine lives
- What do you call a pig that does karate?SetupA pork chop
- What is a cat's favorite color?SetupPurr-ple
- Why was the cat sitting on the computer?SetupTo keep an eye on the mouse
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog?SetupFrostbite
- What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?SetupTry, try, try-ceratops
- Why can't a leopard hide?SetupBecause it is always spotted
- What do you call a sheep with no legs?SetupA cloud
- What do you call a dog magician?SetupA labracadabrador
- Why do bees have sticky hair?SetupBecause they use honeycombs
- What do you call a duck that gets all A's?SetupA wise quacker
- What do you call two birds in love?SetupTweethearts
- Why did the owl invite his friends over?SetupHe didn't want to be owl by himself
- How do you count cows?SetupWith a cowculator
- What is a frog's favorite drink?SetupCroak-a-cola
- What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?SetupA dino-snore
- Why do elephants never forget?SetupBecause nobody ever tells them anything
- What do you call a happy cowboy's horse?SetupA hay-ppy horse
- Why was the snake so good at math?SetupHe was an adder
- What's black and white and bouncy?SetupA penguin on a pogo stick
- Why don't oysters share?SetupBecause they are shellfish
- What is a rabbit's favorite dance?SetupHip-hop
- What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?SetupA maybe
- What's a horse's favorite game?SetupStable tennis
- Where do sheep go to get haircuts?SetupThe baa-baa shop
- What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?SetupA chicken
- What sits on the bottom of the sea and shakes?SetupA nervous wreck
- What kind of dog loves bubble baths?SetupA shampoodle
- What do lions say before they eat?SetupLet us prey
- Why did the dog sit in the shade?SetupHe didn't want to be a hot dog
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo?SetupA pouch potato
- Why are frogs so happy?SetupThey eat whatever bugs them
- Where do fish keep their money?SetupIn the river bank
- What do you call a cow with two legs?SetupLean beef
- What did the spider do on the computer?SetupMade a website
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?SetupA stick
- What do you get from a pampered cow?SetupSpoiled milk
- How does a penguin build its house?SetupIgloos it together
- What do you call a pony with a cough?SetupA little hoarse
- Why do ducks have feathers?SetupTo cover their butt quacks
- Why did the turtle cross the road?SetupTo get to the shell station
- What kind of key opens a banana?SetupA monkey
- What do you call a fly without wings?SetupA walk
- Why was the baby ant confused?SetupAll his uncles were ants
- What is a cheetah's least favorite game?SetupHide and seek, they're always spotted
- What did the buffalo say when his son left?SetupBison
- How do you make a bee feel better?SetupGive it a buzz
- What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?SetupSofishticated
- Why did the squirrel go to the party?SetupTo get a few nuts to eat
- What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?SetupAn irrelephant
- What do you call cows with a sense of humor?SetupLaughing stock
- What do you call a cat that loves to bowl?SetupAn alley cat
- What do you call a bear in the rain?SetupA drizzly bear
- Why did the bird get in trouble in class?SetupIt was acting tweet
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