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Silly Jokes and Puns
Clean jokes and puns about school, food and everyday life.
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- Why did the student eat his homework?SetupThe teacher said it was a piece of cake
- Why was the math book sad?SetupIt had too many problems
- What did zero say to eight?SetupNice belt
- Why is six afraid of seven?SetupBecause seven eight nine
- What kind of tree fits in your hand?SetupA palm tree
- What do you call cheese that is not yours?SetupNacho cheese
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor?SetupIt felt crummy
- What do you call a fake noodle?SetupAn impasta
- Why did the tomato turn red?SetupIt saw the salad dressing
- What do you call a sleeping pizza?SetupA pizzzzzzza
- What did the plate say to the other plate?SetupDinner is on me
- Why did the banana go to the doctor?SetupIt wasn't peeling well
- What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?SetupA tooty fruity
- What is a ghost's favorite fruit?SetupBoo-berries
- Why can't you trust stairs?SetupThey are always up to something
- What do you call a boat full of sleeping people?SetupA snooze cruise
- How do you make a lemon drop?SetupLet it fall
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?SetupHe was outstanding in his field
- What did one wall say to the other?SetupI'll meet you at the corner
- Why was the broom late?SetupIt over-swept
- What do you call a snowman in July?SetupA puddle
- What kind of music do mummies listen to?SetupWrap music
- Why did the clock get sent to school?SetupIt tocked too much
- What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?SetupA chew-chew train
- What has ears but cannot hear?SetupA cornfield
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?SetupIn case he got a hole in one
- Why did the bicycle fall over?SetupIt was two-tired
- What did the ocean say to the shore?SetupNothing, it just waved
- What do you call a pencil with no point?SetupPointless
- Why did the music teacher need a ladder?SetupTo reach the high notes
- What do you call a dancing bean?SetupA jumping bean
- What did the sock say to the shoe?SetupI'll be right behind you
- What is a vampire's favorite fruit?SetupA blood orange
- Why do bakers work so hard?SetupThey knead the dough
- What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?SetupTime to get a new fence
- What did the left eye say to the right eye?SetupBetween us, something smells
- Why did the girl bring a ladder to school?SetupShe wanted to go to high school
- Why are teddy bears never hungry?SetupThey are always stuffed
- What do you call a robot that takes the long way?SetupR2-Detour
- What do you call a computer that sings?SetupA Dell
- What is a computer's favorite snack?SetupMicrochips
- Why was the computer cold?SetupIt left its Windows open
- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?SetupAye matey
- Why did the astronaut break up with her girlfriend?SetupShe needed space
- What do planets like to read?SetupComet books
- How does the moon cut its hair?SetupEclipse it
- What do you call a three-legged donkey?SetupA wonkey
- Why did the pillow go to the doctor?SetupIt was feeling run down
- What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?SetupSneakers
- What is a sleepy rabbit's favorite game?SetupBed-ball
- Why was the equal sign so humble?SetupIt knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone
- What did the big flower say to the little flower?SetupHi, bud
- Why did the spoon run away with the fork?SetupThey wanted to elope
- Where do pencils go on vacation?SetupPencil-vania
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?SetupSupplies
- What do you call a nosy pepper?SetupJalapeno business
- What do you call an alligator in a vest?SetupAn investigator
- What is the best day to go to the beach?SetupSunday
- Why did the picture go to jail?SetupIt was framed
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